By Kyle Osborne Tom Hanks had a volleyball to talk to. Sandra Bullock had “Houston in the blind.” But poor Robert Redford, the only, and mostly silent, character in “All Is Lost” has nothing but his inner thoughts (which are unheard by the audience). He’s stranded at sea, his impressive…
Read MoreTheatre Review: ‘Extremities’ by Molotov Theatre Company
By Kyle Osborne The first fifteen minutes of ‘Extremities’ are an anxiety-inducing swan dive into the dark waters of human behavior. And that’s before the real moral dilemmas begin. The one-act play, which opened off-Broadway in 1982, is the perfect choice for the always adventurous Molotov Theatre Company, since exploring…
Read More‘The Exorcist’ Returns To Theaters For One Week + Q&A with William Peter Blatty
One Week Exclusive Engagement October 31 – November 7 At the AMC Georgetown Theaters in Washington, DC Q&A Screening with author/screenwriter/producer William Peter Blatty Thursday, October 31, 2013 Academy Award® winning author/screenwriter/producer William Peter Blatty will kick off an Exclusive One Week Engagement of The Exorcist in celebration of…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘Carrie’ A Remake That Stands On Its Own
By Kyle Osborne For once, my fading memory serves me well–thanks to my aging gray matter, combined with the many intervening years since I last saw the 1976 original “Carrie,” directed by Brian DePalma, I am able to review director Kimberly Peirce’s re-make as a stand-alone film. I can judge…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘The Fifth Estate’
By Kyle Osborne Sometimes I wonder if our feelings about a movie are influenced by whether the characters within are “good” or “bad” or “unlikeable.” Take, for instance, ‘Captain Phillips,’ a just “okay” movie about a “good man” and played, of course, by the beloved Tom Hanks. Are the overly-generous…
Read MoreMovie Review: ’12 Years A Slave’ Hard To Watch, Impossible To Forget
By Kyle Osborne Painful to watch, but impossible to look away from, ’12 Years A Slave,’ based on the 1853 memoir of Solomon Northup, is an eye-opener in the most wrenching possible way. Director Steve McQueen’s unflinching take on the epic journey of a free and well-educated New Yorker, (Chiwetel…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘Escape Plan’ Arnold and Sly are Back on Planet Hollywood
By Kyle Osborne With a combined 113 years of living between them, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone have seen it all. They’ve been at the top, at the very bottom, and now in their AARP years, these two muscle-heads have floated back up just a bit—they’re in that, “Yeah, their…
Read MoreThe ‘New and Improved’ Molotov Theatre Group. There Will Be Blood (just a smidgen)
By Kyle Osborne In a city blessedly crowded with top-notch theatre, the Molotov Theatre Group always stood out from the pack since its inception in 2007. In their first year, Molotov won Best Comedy by audience vote in the Capital Fringe Festival. In 2008 they won Best Overall in the…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘Captain Phillips’ with Tom Hanks
By Kyle Osborne Tom Hanks is the Jimmy Stewart of my generation—there isn’t a more affable star of his stature in Hollywood. So, it’s not easy (or probably very smart) to be the voice of dissent regarding his latest film, “Captain Phillips,” which is getting mostly rave reviews by other…
Read MoreMovie Review: #Gravity Marks A Return To Long-Lost “Movie Magic”
We’ve all heard the expression, “You won’t believe your eyes,” but the single biggest achievement for “Gravity,” is that you will believe your eyes. You will absolutely feel as if you’re floating in space with Sandra Bullock and, try as you might to figure out ‘How’d they do that?’, you…
Read MoreTheatre Review: ‘The Velocity Of Autumn’ at Arena Stage
By Kyle Osborne If The Velocity Of Autumn ends up on Broadway (and that is the hope) there is one major tweak that will need to happen before it gets there—more pauses between the uproarious laughter. That’s a great ‘problem’ to have, right? Laughter so loud and sustained that the…
Read More‘Movie Review: ‘Prisoners’ is Perhaps The Best Crime Thriller Since ‘Silence of The Lambs’
In these days of most movies being extensions of comic books and video games, it’s nice to see Hollywood release a film for grown-ups. ‘Prisoners’ is maybe the quietest movie that is also this intense. I think it just might be the best crime thriller to come along since ‘Silence…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘Riddick’
A guest review this week from our friend Rick Sandlas of http://www.DearFilm.net , site that writes “letters” to the films it reviews. Dear Pitch Black 2, Since you are a favored franchise and with a few mixed reviews I went in to the theater more neutral than I usually do.…
Read MoreTheatre Review: ‘Miss Saigon’ at Signature Theatre- Now Extended Again Through Oct. 6th
Note: The run of Miss Saigon has been extended for a second time–now running through October 6th. Ticket details follow the review By Kyle Osborne Melodramatic by design and operatic in its execution (indeed, it’s loosely based on the Puccini Opera “Madame Butterfly”) ‘Miss Saigon’ lands on the stage at…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘Lovelace’ – It’s Deep
This review courtesy of my buddy Ric Sandlas of http://www.DearFilm.net When your opening dips your toe in the controversy of the films fame for just a moment before dialing us back to the beginning and Linda’s high school years, I find the era is replete with all the accessories that…
Read MoreMovie Review: “You’re Next” Not Your Average ‘Slasher Flick’
Usually, the term “Slasher Flick,” is one of derision—it’s come to mean violent and bloody and not artfully executed. To call the new movie “You’re Next,” a thriller with elements of horror, a “Slasher Flick” is to be technically accurate, but tonally way off base. Oh, there will be plenty…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘Lee Daniels’ The Butler’; Mediocre Storytelling Saved By Amazing Story
Both earnest and flawed, ‘Lee Daniels’ The Butler’ is a mile wide and an inch deep, skittering across the surface of history with vignettes that perfunctorily check off “Important Moments” of the decades since Eisenhower, most notably the civil rights struggles of the 60’s. All of these checkpoints are seen…
Read MoreWhy I Love Rolling Stone Magazine’s Rob Sheffield (and how he learned to like the most hated band ever)
By Kyle Osborne My first impression of Rob Sheffield was not altogether positive; he was one of the talking heads that would pop up with snarky comments on those VH-1 shows (and now I can’t remember which ones, but it seems he was on the ‘I Love The 80’s’ type…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘Planes’ Not A Good “Vehicle” for Disney
By Kyle Osborne Some are calling “Planes,” Disney’s new animated feature, “Cars 3.” Fair enough, it is a “retread” (sorry) of those talking car flicks, only this time with wings. Sadly, this worn out template of a film doesn’t have the prestige and quality of the Pixar films (even though…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘We’re The Millers’
By Kyle Osborne Wanna hear the word “d*ck” used as a noun, verb, adverb and adjective? All in the same movie? Well, today’s your lucky day since “We’re The Millers” is in theatres. This is an “edgy” comedy, and we know this because a clip with stars Jenifer Anniston and…
Read MoreMy Top Ten Movies Of The First Half of 2013
Can you believe we’re more than half way through 2013? At the box office, it’s been the best of times and the worst of times. A LOT of really good movies have come out and a LOT of them have made a LOT of money. There have also been several…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘Fruitvale Station’ 4 Stars! Actor Michael B. Jordan Explains The Goal of The Film
By Kyle Osborne The film opens with blurry cell-phone cam footage of a few guys sitting on the ground, near the platform of a BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) station. It’s hard to make out exactly what’s going on…until the sharp sound of a gunshot rips through the air, and…
Read MoreTheatre Review: ‘Spin: A New Musical’ at Signature Theatre.
By Kyle Osborne It’s lighter than air, and feels like a sit-com ( a good one) in its structure of scenes between songs, but “Spin: A New Musical,” in development at Signature Theatre, will lift you ten feet off the ground with its catchy songs and exuberant performances. The musical…
Read More‘Born To Royalty’ A Must See Doc For Royal Watchers, Plays Limited Run At Angelika Mosaic
BORN TO ROYALTY Plays July 20 & 24 at the Angelika Mosaic Born To Royalty, an intimate look at what it means to be a child of the British Royal Family, is coming to the Angelika Mosaic for a limited engagement on Saturday, July 20 at 2:00 p.m. and Wednesday, July…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘The Way, Way Back.’ A Film So Nice I Saw It Twice.
I’ve seen it twice now, so I’m confident in my opinion that the small indie film, “The Way, Way Back,” really is worthwhile. There are no car chases, robots or special effects, but there are authentic portrayals of heroes and villains, of complicated, imperfect people, and memories of a summer…
Read MoreStars Of Pacific Rim, Charlie Day and Ron Perlman Talk About Their TV Fame
Yes, they are the “B Story” stars of the mega budget “Pacific Rim,” but Charlie Day and Ron Perlman are best known as the stars of the TV shows, “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” and “Sons Of Anarchy.” Here, the guys talk about how they feel about being recognized on…
Read MoreMovie Review: “Grown Ups 2” The Titan Of Toilet Humor Returns To The Throne
“Grown Ups 2” Rated pg-13 By Kyle Osborne The following moments from “Grown Ups 2” are not spoilers, for there is no plot to be spoiled. Adam Sandler returns with Chris Rock, Kevin James and David Spade for a film that is several levels lower than “low brow.” If you…
Read MoreTheatre Review: ‘One Night With Janis Joplin’ Must Close August 11th! See It Now.
NOTE: Just a reminder that this amazing show closes August 11th. By Kyle Osborne “One Night With Janis Joplin” is great. Two nights with Janis Joplin is even better. The musical which garnered praise and admiration at Arena Stage last fall, has returned for a summer encore. Mary Bridget Davies…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘White House Down’ A Messy Mash-Up With Some Laughs
Are you the kind of person who says, “That would never happen” when you’re watching a movie? Well, don’t sit next to me—“White House Down” starring Jamie Foxx as the President of The United States, and Channing Tatum as a wannabe Secret Service agent who’s in the wrong place at…
Read MoreMovie Version of ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Gets A Release Date
Are you ready for the movie version of the hottest book of the past year? Variety’s Justin Kroll reports: ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Gets Aug. 1, 2014 Release Justin Kroll After taking its time finding a director to helm the ship, Universal and Focus are charging full-speed ahead and giving…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘World War Z’ The Classiest Zombie Flick You’ll See This Summer
By Kyle Osborne It’s probably the classiest zombie film you’ve ever seen. “World War Z” looks kinda like “Babel,” with Brad Pitt in cargo pants and frequent location changes around the world. Only with zombies. And these aren’t the kind of zombies who do pop & lock dance moves in…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘Man Of Steel’
By Kyle Osborne Whiz! Bang!! Pow!!!! THUD. “Man Of Steel,” the latest take on that most American of Superheroes , is relentlessly noisy and shrill—spaceships assault buildings that crumble like balsa wood Jenga towers. Presumably, thousands of innocent citizens are killed, but there’s not a moment to spare for humanity…
Read MoreTheatre Review: ‘The Real Thing’ at Studio Theatre
By Kyle Osborne Like a catchy intro to a pop song, Tom Stoppard’s ‘The Real Thing’ hits its stride immediately, pulling us into its unique rhythm and getting to the chorus early enough to keep our attention through a riveting first act. In London, a man waits impatiently for his…
Read MoreJim Gaffigan Talks About His New Book and More In This Interview
PLEASE NOTE: The amazing photo above was taken by www.CoreyMelton. A talented photographer whose cooperation is appreciated. By Kyle Osborne You know that sound people make when they are yawning and talking simultaneously? On the phone, one can almost get away with it—only in the last two words of a…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘The Hangover Part III’
All of “The Hangover Part III”’s problems can be summed up in one short sentence: The movie isn’t funny. In the first ten minutes of the film, a giraffe is decapitated, its head flying in the air and landing on a car’s windshield. Moments later, the father of “Alan” (Zack…
Read MoreComedian Jim Gaffigan Writes Bestseller, Goes On Book Tour
Back in the day when Jim Gaffigan was “only” selling out 4 shows at a time at the Warner Theatre, he would come to the TV station and hang and do an interview and usually give me comp tickets to the show. But these days, Gaffigan has appeared on Broadway…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’
Whether you’re a stone cold Trek Nerd who comes to the multiplex in costume, or just someone looking for an early summer night out at the movies, ‘Star Trek: Into Darkness’ is just about perfect as an action/adventure flick. It has a great cast and stunts that are more thrilling…
Read MoreTheatre Review: ‘Pas de Duex’ at Studio Theatre
“Pas de Duex” at Studio Theatre consists of two short, one act plays. There are supposedly many threads that tie the two plays together thematically, but what I enjoyed were their differences. These pieces hold up just fine as their own islands of artistry. Two plays, each with two actors,…
Read MoreInterview: Craig Robinson from “The Office” and “Peeples”
Like his character in the new movie “Peeples,” Craig Robinson is a gentle giant—or as his co-star Kerry Washington put it, “A big ole Teddy bear.” The veteran actor is best known for his comedic roles in “Hot Tub Time Machine,” and the TV comedy “The Office” (more on that…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘Peeples’ Puts Craig Robinson In The Lead
Pay no attention to the “Tyler Perry Presents” pasted all over the ads for the new comedy “Peeples.” It may be some of his money on the line, but fortunately, writer and director Tina Gordon Chism has made a nice little rom-com, and not the kind of lead-footed, ham-fisted camp…
Read MoreTheatre Review: ‘Other Desert Cities’ at Arena Stage. Love and Mercy and Secrets and Lies
“You always hurt the one you love The one you shouldn’t hurt at all You always take the sweetest rose And crush it till the petals fall” Song by Roberts and Fisher, 1944 At least three different times during Jon Robin Baitz’s sublime play “Other Desert Cities,” characters preface an…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘Trance’
‘Trance’ Reviewed By Kyle Osborne Is it mere coincidence that my three favorite movies of the year, so far, are movies that I not only saw twice, but actually enjoyed even more upon the second viewing? I don’t think so. The movies ‘STOKER’ and SIDE EFFECTS share some important points…
Read MoreTheatre Review: ‘The Last Five Years’ at Signature Theatre
Review By Kyle Osborne photos: Teresa Wood ‘The Last Five Years,’ a bittersweet, yet delightful musical at Signature Theatre, tells the story of a relationship from beginning to end, and it does so with only songs. To be exact, fourteen wonderful songs that range from a heartbreaking ballad at the…
Read MoreTheatre Review: ‘The Mountaintop’ at Arena Stage
Provocative and moving, ‘The Mountaintop’ imagines what the last night of Martin Luther King’s life might have been like. That iconic photo of the Lorraine Motel in Memphis is eerily re-created on a revolving stage that has the familiar exterior and balcony on one side, and the unmistakable 60’s look…
Read MoreTheatre Review: ‘4000 Miles’ At Studio Theatre; You Won’t Want it To End
Review by Kyle Osborne Photos: Scott Suchman Ever walk through a door, take a look around and instantly decide that you like the place? That’s the feeling one gets when the lights come up on the East Village apartment belonging to Vera (the amazing Tana Hicken). Designed with authentic precision…
Read MoreFolger Theatre Announces 2013/14 Season Filled With Shakespeare Plays.
FOLGER THEATRE ANNOUNCES 2013/14 SEASON FILLED WITH SHAKESPEARE PLAYS ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** Shakespeare’s ROMEO AND JULIET Helen-Hayes Award winner Aaron Posner directs the most famous story of “star-crossed” love Shakespeare’s RICHARD III Robert Richmond, the director behind this season’s HENRY V, helms this play about a king…
Read MoreTheatre Review: ‘Mary T. & Lizzy K.’ at Arena Stage
It’s a play of “what if?” and “Wow, I didn’t know that” moments. Mary T. & Lizzy K., a play that elicits more respect than passion, asks “What if we could be a fly on the wall when Mary Todd Lincoln and her dressmaker and confidante, Elizabeth Keckly, were alone…
Read MoreMovie Review: G.I. Joe: Retaliaton
It used to be that if a critic compared a movie to a video game, it was not meant as flattery. With a movie like “G.I. Joe: Retaliation,” such a comparison might well be a recommendation to its target audience. Either way, it’s true. The movie looks, feels and “plays”…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘Spring Breakers’
Director and provocateur Harmony Korine fools some of the people some of the time, but I see him as The Emperor in his boxers—shouting incoherently from the town square. In “Spring Breakers,” that town square is a slice of beach along the Redneck Riviera, where college kids gather with beer…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘Olympus Has Fallen’
It’s got more head shots than a Hollywood casting agency and enough corn to fill up your seven dollar bucket, but “Olympus Has Fallen”, already being described as “Die Hard In The White House. That’s not necessarily a negative thing; the blood spatter and lone-wolf hero antics could have come…
Read MoreMovie Review: “Stoker” Creepy, Campy Fun!
I don’t know for sure if “Stoker” is high camp or an involving thriller, but I do know that it made me feel both creeped out and elated. There is pure joy in watching a film that inhabits its own universe, quite apart from the real world, and “Stoker” is…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘Oz the Great and Powerful’
What is it with these half full/half empty movies lately? Last week, “Jack The Giant Slayer,” a movie with wondrous visual effects, had a slow first hour before getting on to a finish with great flourish. This week, “Oz the Great and Powerful” does just the opposite; It comes out…
Read MoreMovie Review: “Identity Thief” Stole Two Hours From My Life
There are two things that the new movie “Identity Thief” is convinced are funny. 1. Teasing a man named “Sandy” because it’s a “girl’s name,” and 2. Punching someone in the neck (admittedly a phrase I use often because it sounds weird and funny, it doesn’t really “play” funny on…
Read MoreMovie Review: “Bullet To The Head” Like An 80’s Action Flick On Steroids
“Bullet To The Head,” a movie with about as much nuance as its title would suggest, finds Sylvester Stallone with black spray-powder “hair,” a roided out looking physique and a limp-along gait that has become more pronounced. But unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger, who sadly walked through his latest movie, “The Last…
Read MoreMovie Review: “Warm Bodies” Get The Edward and Bella Outta Here!
The last thing I expected from a movie with a generic title and a flimsy premise (on paper) was to be charmed, and to laugh and to see a sweet romance. But that, folks, is why you actually have to go and see the films before you write a review.…
Read MoreMovie Review: “Jobs” with Ashton Kutcher Reviewed At Sundance
The first major review of “Jobs,” with Ashton Kutcher has come out of Park City, Utah, where The Sundance Film Festival is in full swing. Variety’s Just Chang seems less than thrilled, but offers up some praise for parts of the film. Read Justin Chang’s review from Variety below: “The…
Read MoreMovie Review: “Mama” Mild Maternal Scares
You know, sometimes you get points just for being better than expected, better than you had to be for the target audience. If that sounds like damning with faint praise, it’s not. It’s actually praising with…faint praise. “Mama” starts out with the news that a man (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) has killed…
Read MoreMovie Review: “Zero Dark Thirty”
There’s nothing flashy about Kathryn Bigelow’s “Zero Dark Thirty,” the movie that purports to tell the true story of how Osama Bin Laden was hunted for years, and finally killed during the now well known raid of his compound in Pakistan. The film’s tone is almost government-like in its no…
Read MoreMovie Review: “Amour” What’s Not To Love?
For me, “Amour” was a long slog–forget about watching the character’s life slip away–what about MY life? I’ll give it a second look. I mean, obviously I’m missing something. Let’s check in with guest critic Rick Sandlas from the great site http://www.dearfilm.net Sounds like Rick is picking up what…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘The Sessions’ Headed For Oscar?
No film in recent memory has come to the table with so many potential pitfalls. A man confined to an iron lung, except for a few hours a day, when he can be rolled around on his gurney, seeks to lose his virginity at the age of 38. Is it…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘The Words’ With Bradley Cooper
“The Words” isn’t exactly a page turner, its story is both too obvious and told at too leisurely a pace for anything like that. It does, however, have its moments, plus a game cast that makes it the cinematic equivalent of one of those “guilty pleasure” beach paperbacks that a…
Read MoreMovie Review: ‘Lawless’ Serves Up Jugs Of Corn, Buckets Of Blood
Excerpt: “Let us turn our sites on Shia LaBeouf, who plays the wide-eyed youngest brother in the most literal sense: he actually keeps his eyes opened wide. Combine that with a southern accent you might hear at a theme park Wild West show, and you’ve got the weakest link of…
Read MoreMovie Review: Only The Songs Shine In “Sparkle”
The first two minutes of “Sparkle” telegraph to the audience exactly what they can expect for the next one hundred minutes that follow: some great singing and some very bad dialogue. And, sorry to say, some less than stellar acting from the beautiful Jordin Sparks and the late Whitney Houston;…
Read MoreTheatre Review: ‘Flight of Fancy’ for Capital Fringe
MOVEius Dance’s Flight of Fancy (A Steampunk Ballet) will invigorate your senses as you watch the beautiful ballerinas move to a killer playlist of songs by artists such as the Kinks, Arcade Fire, Florence and the Machine, Lykke Li, and Angus and Julia Stone. Read the review by Grace Kim, who gave…
Read MoreTheatre Review: ‘Beef Encounter’ for Capital Fringe
Take pause from your daily grind and go on a walking holiday with Belinda Donovan (Claire Carroll, and writer of the play) as she trudges through the English countryside. Read a review of her funny British quips about life in Beef Encounter here and then buy tickets to see her performance, please.…
Read MoreTheatre Review: ‘Dreams In The Arms of the Binding Lady’ for Capital Fringe
‘Dreams in the Arms of the Binding Lady’ WILL provoke a response from you. The performance is excellent, the props and music will spook you, and critic Grace Kim guarantees that you’ll never view spiders the same way. Read her review here OR purchase tickets here. Tweet Pin It
Read MoreTheatre Review: ‘Madwoman In The Attic’ for Capital Fringe
The Capital Fringe Festival is great way to experience plays such as ‘Madwoman In The Attic.’ In this exciting play, playwright Theresa Rebeck, weaves the theme of madness and memories through six short vignettes. In one, the wife becomes enraged over her husband’s unwillingness to call his own mother and…
Read MoreTheatre Review: ‘Beertown’ at Woolly Mammoth for Capital Fringe
It starts with lemonade and cookies. It’s true! Theatregoers entering the space at Woolly Mammoth Theatre set aside for “Beertown,” literally walk into a room with a dessert pot-luck set up behind the seats. Homemade cookies and brownies set the interactive scene for the town hall-style meeting that’s about to…
Read MoreRIP Doc Watson 1923-2012 My Backstage Interview Here
I was sad to hear of the passing of music pioneer Doc Watson yesterday. Seven months ago, I was lucky enough to sit with him backstage at The Birchmere in Alexandria, VA. He was kind and forthcoming. Here’s the video: If you want to learn more about the man…
Read MoreMovie Review: “Dark Shadows”
Narratively speaking, “Dark Shadows” is a hot mess, but thanks to the goodwill generated by Johnny Depp, and the visual splendor supplied by director Tim Burton, there are moments to savor and a few chuckles to be had. View a slideshow, trailer and Read The Full Review Tweet Pin It
Read MoreMovie Review: “Last Call At The Oasis”
Making a documentary about water, or the lack thereof, cannot have been an easy task, but director Jessica Yu’s “Last Call At The Oasis” washes over the viewer with aerial “beauty shots” and a spoonful of visual sugar that makes the medicine go down easily. We learn that, although the…
Read MoreMovie Review: “The Sound Of My Voice”
“The Sound Of My Voice” begins with about the best first 10 minutes of a movie I’ve ever seen. Unfortunately it ends with an underwhelming and frustrating last two minutes that don’t ruin the movie, but certainly fail to live up to what has been a harrowing and anxiety filled ride. Read…
Read MoreMovie Review: “Bully”
As filmmaking, “Bully” may have its flaws, but director Lee Hirsch’s documentary shines a light on something all too common and shameful in American schools, and the nationwide discussion about the topic has already started weeks in advance of its release. Please read the full review: HERE Tweet Pin…
Read MoreMovie Review: “The Cabin In The Woods” Surprise, Surprise
Ever watch a bad movie with a smart-ass buddy, and the two of you heckle the flick, taking turns cracking wise at the idiots on the screen? Well, here’s a movie that does that to itself! “The Cabin In The Woods,” actually provides characters to stand back and heckle the…
Read MoreMovie Review: “Three Stooges” Zero Laughs
If you’ve ever seen a blooper-reel of news anchors completely losing their sh*t on live TV, you know very well that laughter is involuntary; you can’t stop it to save your life and you can’t fake it without sounding like a sycophant reacting to his boss’s bad jokes. It-just-happens. Or,…
Read MoreMovie Review” Lockout” You’ll Like This F-ing Guy (Pearce)
One of the things that makes a “Bad Movie” truly bad is its total lack of awareness. The movie must have absolutely no idea of its awfulness just to be considered among the bottom tier of cinematic offenders. For that reason alone, we can say that one may not love…
Read MoreMovie Review: American Reunion
When the first “American Pie” movie was released in 1999, it seemed to be riding a wave of “more is more” that had started with “There’s Something About Mary,” a film that took onscreen bodily fluids to an unprecedented level, yet became a huge box office hit. It was also,…
Read MoreMovie Review: “Project X” Is Just A Cannonball Into The Pool
As a movie, “Project X” is just a Cannonball into the pool. It makes an obnoxious splash with poor form and no skill. Let’s put aside, for a moment, that this movie is, in an abstract way, a schoolyard bully; it’s sneering and mean and spits on people. But what…
Read MoreMovie Review: “The Innkeepers” Boo? Hiss!
“The Innkeepers” is earning some praise for its lack of gore, but it’s the lack of content that left me struggling to stay awake. Even the music sounds like it’s been pulled from an after school TV movie soundtrack. A movie that might’ve been about bff’s planning a party, not…
Read More“The Grey” Wolfs Down Horror Movie Cliches
“The Grey” with Liam Neeson won the weekend box office, and earned plaudits from all corners of the critical universe…but not from me. What starts out as a classy, enigmatic film ultimately ends in a formulaic, paint by numbers, trudge through frozen tundra and icy clichés. Liam Neeson’s voice overs…
Read MoreMovie Review: “A Separation” , One Of The Year’s Best, Opens In The DC Area
So far, the Iranian film, “A Separation” is two-for-two, winning both the Critic’s Choice and Golden Globes statues for Best Foreign Language Film. Expect the trip to continue all the way to Oscar night. Set in present day Iran, this story goes places you never see coming, after starting with…
Read MoreThe Ten Best Films Of 2011
My Favorite Films of 2011 Why does Hollywood make us go through 10 months of hit and misses before back-end loading the year with all the good stuff in December, with releases that continue into January? The short answer is that the studios want their most “Award Worthy” films fresh…
Read MoreThe Worst Films of 2011
Believe it or not, Film Critics (the good ones, anyway) do not want movies to be bad. It’s hours out of our lives, too. And, one hopes, we got into this business in the first place because we love movies so much, and not because we’re turds who like to…
Read MoreReview: “A Second Chance” at Signature Theatre.
Broadway musicals, those grand spectacles with large casts and bright, shiny tunes are a blast to watch, but to see “A Second Chance,” now playing at Signature, is to experience a night of theatre magic. The two act musical by Ted Shen boasts no gimmicks or special effects, just two…
Read MoreReview: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I
Just the title, “Breaking Dawn: Part 1” appearing on the screen was enough to start the girls’ squeal s at the 2.5 second mark of the film. At approximately 27 seconds into the film, and I swear I’m not making this up, “Jacob” (Abs of steel owner Taylor Lautner) rips…
Read MoreMovie Review: “J. Edgar” All Dressed Up With No Place To Go
Like I have several times previously, I initially doubted that the still baby-faced Leonardo DiCaprio would be able to play a much older character of gravitas, but DiCaprio’s turn as the revered and reviled J. Edgar Hoover in his late 70’s is both a technical marvel and proof that it’s…
Read MoreInterview: Elizabeth Olsen, Rising Star From “Martha Marcy May Marlene”
When Elizabeth Olsen walks into the room, she is both confident and gracious. It’s hard to believe that the well-spoken woman before you just graduated high school four years ago. But then again, this 22 year old is the younger sister of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, she has a lifetime…
Read MoreReview: Paranormal Activity 3. Bored To Death.
If there’s one thing you’ll need to make it through the Paranormal Acitivity movies. Just one thing? It’d have to be patience. What else will get you through three movies that have a net total of, say, 15 minutes of “action” or “scares”? Not even a large soda was enough…
Read MoreRavi Kabob in Arlington. If You Can Find A Better Kabob In The Area, Call Me
Don’t you love finding great food in unlikely places? Ravi Kabob boasts, perhaps, the worst ambience of any eatery in Arlington. The lighting is dingy, the linoleum floor depressing, and the guy at the cash register does Not-Have-Time for you to glance at the menu and decide what you want,…
Read More“Merzi” Restaurant In DC Is Good and Fast. Imagine A Chipotle In Bombay.
I had about an hour to kill before the play at Woolly Mammoth Theatre in the Penn Quarter district of DC was to begin. I was starving, but knew I wouldn’t have time for a “sit-down” meal. I also knew that I was tired of fast food and figured I’d…
Read MoreMovie Review: “The Thing” It’s A Decent Ice-Breaker
Okay, here’s the thing about, um, “The Thing”…it does what it’s supposed to do for its intended audience. Nothing more, nothing less. I am not going to waste space comparing this to any other version that’s been made because,well,who cares? You’ve already decided whether The Thing is, um, your thing…
Read MoreWhy Do Shows At The Birchmere Always Sound So Great?
[bliptv AYLVn2cA] A quick look behind the scenes at the guys responsible for making the house sound amazing every night at The Birchmere in Alexandria VA Tweet Pin It
Read MoreMovie Review: “Straw Dogs” The Sweet Relief Of David Kicking Goliath’s Ass
“Straw Dogs” hits the ground running—winding up the audience from the first minute–turning the crank tighter and tighter and tighter until the cable snaps and all hell breaks loose in a climax of violence and vengeance. Cool. James Marsden and Kate Bosworth play a married couple who move from Hollywood…
Read MoreReview: Contagion. Catch It This Weekend
Firstly, forget the over-amped ads that have titles like “Pulse Pounding” pushing out of the TV screen and into your lap. “Contagion” is smarter than that, even if it isn’t quite as exciting as the commercials will lead you to believe. You see, they underestimate you, those movie-selling folks—they think…
Read MoreFive Questions With Octavia Spencer and Director Tate Taylor From “The Help”
“The Help” is a rather nice movie about an ugly subject. Based on the bestselling book by Kathryn Stockett, and directed by her personal friend, Tate Taylor, it tells the story of African American “domestics” who, with the encouragement of a young white woman, recount their personal stories of…
Read More“Snow Flower And The Secret Fan” …The Best Movie You Didn’t See Last Weekend
The best movie you didn’t see last weekend is “Snow Flower and The Secret Fan,” a title that doesn’t roll off the tongue as easily as, say, “Captain America,” but a worthy film. And, if that doesn’t convince you, there’s always this: you’ll see hot Asian women for two hours.…
Read MoreReview: Captain America, The Sqaure-est Of The Square-Jawed Heroes
The original comic character, Captain America came along in 1942, when patriotism was at its height and cynicism almost unheard of. The line between good and evil was a mile wide and absolutely definitive. Uncle Sam and Hitler? How much more stark contrast could you imagine. And now, in a…
Read MoreConstantine Maroulis Shines In “Rock Of Ages” and Dishes On “American Idol”
[bliptv AYLJ3GIA] Constantine was an American Idol fan favorite years ago, but after finishing behind Carrie Underwood and Bo Bice, among others, Maroulis re-invented himself and even earned a 2009 Tony nomination for originating his role in Broadway’s “Rock Of Ages.” The musical plays Washington DC’s National Theatre through July…
Read MoreRock Of Ages at The National Theatre: Nothin’ But A Good Time
“The play features songs by Journey, Foreigner and Night Ranger, and, not coincidentally, those three bands are on tour together this summer, as the hunger for 80’s nostalgia continues to rise. Maybe “Rock Of Ages” is the 35-55 crowd’s “Grease” or “Happy Days,” with its evocation of “more innocent times.” …
Read More“Horrible Bosses” Review: Supremely Profane, Deliciously Nasty
The only thing horrible about “Horrible Bosses” is the blah title. The rest is a master class in comedic timing. No one delivers a line better than Jason Bateman, but Charlie Day is right up there and SNL’s Jason Sudekis is a great third wheel. Not to make the…
Read MoreReview: “Zookeeper” Belongs Behind Bars
I have always thought that Kevin James was a gifted physical comedian and a sympathetic persona—you like this guy. Sadly, his new movie, “Zookeeper”, after a promising start, splits into two bad movies in one; It’s too grown up for children and too juvenile for adults. It’s the “Perfect Storm”…of…
Read MoreReview: “Larry Crowne” Born To Be Mild
Like its director and star, Tom Hanks, the movie “Larry Crowne” is so…well, just so gosh-darned nice, that you feel like a schoolyard bully for pointing out that it’s about as mild and flavorless as the cup of chemical cheese they give you to go with your nachos. Please read…
Read MoreReview: “Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop” Are You Loco For Coco?
The new documentary “Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop” takes us on the road for the “Vaudeville” shows he did during his ‘banned from appearing on TV period.” The question is: will you feel sorry for a man who got paid over 30 million dollars to not be on TV? And what…
Read MoreReview: The Green Lantern Shines !
“Green Lantern” takes its origins and its genre seriously, but as a film, it doesn’t take itself too seriously. When Hal Jordan (aka: The Green Lantern) seems surprised that his girlfriend recognizes him in spite of his paper thin green mask, she says what no female ever says in these…
Read MoreVenue In A Minute: Woolly Mammoth Theatre
[bliptv AYLCnkwA] In this episode of “Venue In A Minute” we take you to Washington DC’s Woolly Mammoth Theatre, where pushing the boundaries is a way of life, and where true blue “Theatre People” feel right at home. Tweet Pin It
Read MoreVenue In A Minute, Episode 1: DC’s Historic Warner Theatre
EntertainmentOrDie.com will bring you short videos that give you a quick virtual tour of dozens of DC, VA, MD and Baltimore City Venues. We’ll also include links to the venue websites and, in many cases, some behind the scenes stuff that most people never see. We’re going to start with…
Read MoreReview: “SUPER 8” Mixes Charm and Chills. Check It Out!
The movie “SUPER 8” is named after the 8mm consumer film cameras that a lot of suburban families had in the 60’s and 70’s, and a few aspiring filmmakers had them, too. A guy named Steven Spielberg famously made his first “epics” with such home equipment. It’s only natural that…
Read MoreArlington’s Cowboy Cafe; You Can Leave Your Hat At Home
[bliptv AYLAsSsA] It was once a roughneck roadhouse, and while it still maintains its rustic decor, The Cowboy Cafe is now a place where family recipe food, primarily from Louisiana, attracts “foodies” as well as neighborhood “regulars” who like to have a small brewery beer where, yes, “everyone knows your…
Read MoreReview: “The Tree Of Life” WTF Was That All About?
There are about 45 minutes of brilliance in Terrence Malik’s opus and Palm d’Or winning film, “The Tree Of Life.” The problem is that the film goes on for a total of about 138 minutes. Is this is a pan of the film? Not at all; most films would never…
Read MoreReview: X-Men: First Class, Earns A Solid “B”
The X-Men films, for me, have been perfectly competent, but nothing that made me feel passionately up or down about them. The grades I’ve given them over the years are what I’d call “Friendly C+’s.” The new X-Men: First Class scores a bit higher, thanks to it being an “origin…
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